Money Sex and a Nap: Essentials to Living

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

isahbellah:


twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh


VERY OPEN-LEGGED.

isahbellah:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

VERY OPEN-LEGGED.

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via lohanthony)

blobfossy:

thegang-bangtheory:

living the dream

I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy potatoes.

blobfossy:

thegang-bangtheory:

living the dream

I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy potatoes.

(Source: wuddupginger, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)